Gdisvvc's definitions

lacking

Playing video games when they are supposed to be working; slacking

background: my classmates and I would say "caught lacking" and the word stuck

Stop lacking during class!

by Gdisvvc April 4, 2024

fluoroantimonic acid

The most powerful acid in the known universe
DO NOT DRINK!!!

Kid: can I drink this?
Scientist: NO IT’S FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!!!

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

caught lacking

When you get caught playing video games in class

Teacher: stop playing video games
Class: he got caught lacking

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

Chicken Big Mac

A Big Mac, but chicken edition

A shortcut into getting a heart attack

Also supposedly hella fucking good

Wanna go to McDonald’s
Sure, I’ll get a chicken Big Mac

by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

Laundry Detergent

Used to clean your clothes
Some people are addicted to sniffing it for some reason
How to use:
1. Put clothes in washing machine
2. Add laundry detergent
3. Turn on washing machine

Don’t drink laundry detergent
You will literally fucking die

by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.

I like American football
Idk what to put

by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023