13 definitions by Gdisvvc

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When you’re in online class and your about to die of boredom
Usually type it in your google searchbar

Mom: lemme check ur search history
Me: nooooooooooooooooooooo
My search history:
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

fluoroantimonic acid

The most powerful acid in the known universe
DO NOT DRINK!!!

Kid: can I drink this?
Scientist: NO IT’S FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!!!

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

Chicken Big Mac

A Big Mac, but chicken edition

A shortcut into getting a heart attack

Also supposedly hella fucking good

Wanna go to McDonald’s
Sure, I’ll get a chicken Big Mac

by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything

42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know

Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Pay-to-win

When you can use money to get a significant advantage over other players in video games.
Prime example: EA Sports

Dude, you’ve spent 400 bucks on this game and yet you still lost to that level 1 with poop gear, what a pay-to-win noob.

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

caught lacking

When you get caught playing video games in class

Teacher: stop playing video games
Class: he got caught lacking

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.

John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023