Gdisvvc's definitions

Newmarket

A small town in Ontario, about a hour north of downtown Toronto.

Some attractions, rich history, nice Main Street to vibe in.

It is also totally not coincidentally my hometown. That is why I know this.

And if some guy decides to scour the entirety of Newmarket to find me and murder me in my sleep, fuck.

I live in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.
Why am I like this

by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023

N’golo Kante

The most cheerful man alive

N’golo Kante is a professional footballer

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Laundry Detergent

Used to clean your clothes
Some people are addicted to sniffing it for some reason
How to use:
1. Put clothes in washing machine
2. Add laundry detergent
3. Turn on washing machine

Don’t drink laundry detergent
You will literally fucking die

by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.

John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

caught lacking

When you get caught playing video games in class

Teacher: stop playing video games
Class: he got caught lacking

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

fluoroantimonic acid

The most powerful acid in the known universe
DO NOT DRINK!!!

Kid: can I drink this?
Scientist: NO IT’S FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!!!

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023