Spotify Premium

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.

Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.

I like American football
Idk what to put

by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When you’re in online class and your about to die of boredom
Usually type it in your google searchbar

Mom: lemme check ur search history
Me: nooooooooooooooooooooo
My search history:
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

fluoroantimonic acid

The most powerful acid in the known universe
DO NOT DRINK!!!

Kid: can I drink this?
Scientist: NO IT’S FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!!!

by Gdisvvc April 02, 2023

Chicken Big Mac

A Big Mac, but chicken edition

A shortcut into getting a heart attack

Also supposedly hella fucking good

Wanna go to McDonald’s
Sure, I’ll get a chicken Big Mac

by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

Newmarket

A small town in Ontario, about a hour north of downtown Toronto.

Some attractions, rich history, nice Main Street to vibe in.

It is also totally not coincidentally my hometown. That is why I know this.

And if some guy decides to scour the entirety of Newmarket to find me and murder me in my sleep, fuck.

I live in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.
Why am I like this

by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 02, 2023