ghost seat

When the toilet seat is still warm from the previous person who used it

My mom left a ghost seat 🤢

by Alexbyrne2828 January 19, 2021

seat theivery

Forcebly stealing or taking a seat that belong to somebody else

Kendra is a huge seat theif as she took the seat that she knew belonged to Mat.

When Kendra comes into the room you know there will be seat theivery afoot.

seat theivery is not okay

by HaPpY69 August 4, 2020

seated hug

a step above the traditional hug. This hug is reserved for occasions such as a long awaited return of a friend...or significant other. The embrace will be so strong and enjoyable that it is best appreciated in a seated position.

Jill gave Jack a good "seated hug" upon his return from a two week business trip.

by redneck dictionary September 11, 2012

Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.

Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.

by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021

seat 21

seat 21: child masterbated seamen most likey referenced when talking about a school bus

oh my god you did not just seat 21 on the school bus why didn’t you wait till you got home to watch hentai

by SEAT 21 May 22, 2022

3 seat

One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat

Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic

by Greenos October 29, 2019

cunt seat

any passanger seat of any car.

guy 1: I wanna drive
guy 2: Not a chance i will not sit cunt seat

by cakesuxdix October 22, 2009