Schmactually

"sort of actually, but not quite"

Well "schmactually" I changed my mind, IM STAYING.

by M.L.smiles November 19, 2022

schmadoodle

Noun
Cigarette

Old code word some buddys and i would use around people who didn't know we smoked.

Person 1: hey could I bum a schmadoodle?
Person 2: ah man I'm running low but I'll split it with ya.

by Shawnmclongdong December 2, 2022

SCHMACKIN SCHMACKIN

When something is so good you gotta say it twice.

These baked hot Cheetos are SCHMACKIN SCHMACKIN. s-c-h-m-a-c-k-i-n . This makes my toes curl

by Act_true December 4, 2022

Scamazz

When the whole thing is such a big scam that scam isn't enough of a descriptor to describe how much of a scam it is.

'I can't believe they got away with that. In hindsight it was such a scamazz!'

by rembutquaglet July 30, 2023

Schmagity

Dick. Real simple.

Person 1: Ayo gang, u mad fugly.
Person 2: You aint got no reason to be all up on my schmagity.

by tellme597 August 24, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schmackers

(Noun): A large amount of cash bundled together. Usually in 5,000-dollar increments. Given to people who usually are poor or who have less than 1 million dollars in their account.

Rich Guy: Wow, Schmackers? That's a lot of money for most people, not me.

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024