Schleem

Whale semen

He Aiden I just chugged half a gallon of schleem in 45 seconds !

by Schleem Machine October 23, 2018

Schleg

A schleg is a pretty foxy girl, who chooses ho's before bro's.

friends before mens..
sisters before misters..

like the spice girls..only better.

Oh man, that Girl I like is such a schleg.

by zors November 27, 2010

schlapp

look at his hair

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Schlecked

Verb;

To be completely and utterly destroyed by two long-faced Luxembourgers.

While riding the Ventoux, we got Schlecked.

I got Schlecked!

I didn't get hosed, I got Schlecked.

During our bike race, two brothers came along and Schlecked us!

by Btown_Cutters July 25, 2009

Sheep Boy Schep

This is a name, for a person called Jaws. She spends most of her time in her mother's bedroom giving head to her dad. She also has a huge jaw that cant even be broken down with plastic surgery! She often eats giant jaw breakers, but even that doesnt help with the humungous jaw. She often chickens out of fights that she even sets up with a person face to face. She also cant get a good looking girlfriend, so she keeps breaking up then going out with her mom.

Ewwwww, ur such a Jaws, stop giving ur dad head!

Man, if you were like Jaws, you could fit a whole shit load of notes on that sucker of a jaw and look down to cheat off of it.

by Tich July 13, 2004

Schlegel

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life

Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.

by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006

schlemiel

v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'

by Katherine September 18, 2003