Schlapp

The act and sound of spanking someone's bottom with a magazine.

Stormy Daniels schlapped Donald Trump with a copy of Forbes magazine with his picture on the cover.

by mentholate January 26, 2018

Schlapp

A women's pussy

"Man, I miss her Schlapp" "She had a great Schlapp"

by Jamessmilk July 9, 2023

Schlapp

A wild beat that stalks and fingerblast skanky 12 yr old sump girls in the anus.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Schlapp

a handsome man who is dedicated to hsi craft and loves women.

Schlapp was a gentlemen to me when I asked him If I could taste his man chowfer

by Matt Longo September 11, 2003

Schlapp

When someone decides to slap or hit you for no reason whatsoever; this may be the result of any of the following:
1) someone is mad at you for no reason in particular
2) they are excited and decide to take it out on your arm
3) (in extreme cases) they simply find it entertaining to continuously slap the growing red welts on your skin

Before Rory had even heard Eve’s response, she was schlapping her on the arm for the seventh time that morning.

by Imanidiotnoneedtotellme July 2, 2019

Schlapp

You'll Die

You'll Die

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

schlapp

look at his hair

by Anonymous October 16, 2003