redneck

a redneck is what happens when an anacephalic baby reaches adulthood.

"That redneck Jed done crashed his dirtbike on the freeway again."

by lockligger September 6, 2007

redneck

decent, proud of heritage, usually Indian descendant, blatantly honest, high morals, salt of earth. Real Rednecks are the salt of the earth types that hold true to what is right and wrong, are decent, hard working, faithful to friends and family, not ashamed to stand up for strong morals and common sense. They are NOT the green toothed, inbred, black hating, idiots that are portrayed in the LIEbral media from tv to the movies and print. They are from every corner of the earth, and they come in every nationality. It is the pure decency and no quit attitude among them that sets them apart from the people that are out to destroy that common thread among good people everywhere. They are from every walk of life. The ones that can't stand them and are the nay sayers here are the same that want the world handed to them on a platter, have no morals, own nothing, will not work, and are otherwise just a sponge on society and a blight on the world's good people. They hate anything that decent, hard working people stand for such as family, morals, integrity, tradition, common sense.

God said, "I should have known that dang Redneck would take a bite of the apple."

by Cherokee Loner January 2, 2009

redneck

Please refer to James Sanford

James slept with his sister

by Ian the Man April 10, 2005

redneck

A person who has an overwhemling urge to clean the removed transmission of a 1978 Trans Am in the bath tub of their single wide trailer.

by fatmanboogie October 28, 2003

redneck

1-term once used to describe pro-union miners in the Appalachian region, derived from their wearing of red bandanas around their necks to signify their union involvement, thereby 'redneck'.
2- slightly offensive term to describe lower to middle class people, living mostly in the backwoods(though some are migrating to the urban sprawl), who wear flannel, shoot things for fun, and always seem to be able to say something completely useless.

"The rednecks marched towards Mingo county to spread union involvement."

"you might be a redneck if...(see ALL Jeff Foxworthy jokes)

by PaladinofDarkness July 7, 2011

redneck

Despite conventional intuition, rednecks are incredibly inventive when it comes to engineering.

I've seen a redneck-built jacuzzi constructed from a metal tub, a scaffolding frame, and a fire pit. It may not look very glamorous, but hell, it works, doesn't it?

by spinaltapsoundguy February 11, 2010

redneck

Get a mirror, look in it. That's a redneck.

You sure do got a purty mouth.

by Ned Beatty June 5, 2003