poo ripper

when you do a poo that rips your arse apart because it is so bloody big and massive. it feels like your arse has been rapped. it has chunky bits in it the size of tennis balls. wait that is a tennis ball. gross. can often get to be 25 centimetres- around! it really hurts. be careful you will need a larger size toilet. NOTE: try not to do a poo ripper in your pants.

'When sean went for a shit he did a poo ripper that was the size of a basketball!'
'my name is brody and i just ripped my arse apart with a poo ripper'
'murray jones did a poo ripper that didnt rip her ass?'

by Mr Burns September 20, 2006

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str8 rippin

When a man or woman owns so bad at a videogame that the opponent feels the urge to be t-bagged in the mouth.

Damn they were str8 rippin on me so bad last night i forgot what happened. But i woke up this morning with a shit load of pubes in my mouth

by MikeyMac January 21, 2008

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pussy ripped

A term commonly used by bodybuilders. Term is used to generalize the many teenagers, college students, and men who go to the gym just to get some action either in or outside the gym. In other words, posers.

Man, that boy's a joke. He's damn pussy ripped.

by IronFisted March 19, 2008

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Rippee

When one is utilizing the toilet for excretion and one:

-Flatulate
-Urinates
-Excretes
-Burps

Simultaneously.
One is said to have; "let one Rippee"

Person A: Damn, I need to use the toilet.
Person B: Shit negro, hold ya breath in there I let one Rippee

and/or

Rippee: Hey guys
Rize: You know what your name means?

by rzE January 11, 2009

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