flesh pyramid

A pyramid of humans.

Wow- look at those kids making that flesh pyramid! They really outdid the Egyptians.

by Smokey8675309 June 8, 2023

Crushing the Pyramid

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.

Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!

by William Rentes September 3, 2018

Buried my parakeet

A morbid way of saying that you got laid, by inserting your genitalia into another's.

Chad 1: WAZZZUUPPP MA DUDE, HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
Chad 2: DUUUUUDE, I BURIED MY PARAKEET LAST NIGHT!!
Chad 1: DUDEEE, MY RIP'S :'(
Chad 2: DUDEEE, BY THAT I MEAN THAT I GOT LAID! WITH A 8/10 MAY I ADD
Chad 1: EPIC DUDEEE

by MarnaTheDweller March 28, 2020

wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

by PDXTabs March 12, 2021

parakeeting

parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on Downton Abbey."

by M. Mamoon November 5, 2014

reverse pyramid

When someone (such as your snifacunt other) stacks objects (such as books) with those that are smaller at the bottom, and those that are LARGER at the top -- creating an extremely UNSTABLE pile that is destined to come crashing down.

When Cindy cleans the house, she creates reverse pyramids here and there, and then is AMAZED each and every time they fall down! If the Ancient Egyptians would have built their pyramids thusly, they would not have needed thousands of years to become ruins!

by Johnny Reverse July 22, 2006

pyramid

A big...thingy....

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003