prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

by randman90 January 14, 2017

promclamation

(noun) a proclamation for a prom date

Yo Billy when are you gonna declare your promclamation?

by dankbeans January 4, 2018

Promedy

The fun filled night when high school students blow off steam near graduation

When high school students gather in large numbers once a year there will be Promedy

by The Sweig December 2, 2018

shotgun prom

1. similar to a shotgun wedding, a shotgun prom is where the male/female date is forced to go with the male/female counterpart a.) out of sympathy: the date is somewhat pathetic-SPED, socially awkward etc; b.) is a family friend but is for whatever reason undesirable (consult definition a)

2. quite literally a shotgun prom. Male's parents force male to go with family friend/pathetic sympathy date in exchange for a shotgun for the male.

John: Do I really have to go to that prom? This girl is soo undesirable.

Parent: Look. She's a family friend. If you go we'll buy you that 12 guage you've always wanted.

John: Sh*t! Fine I'll go. This is a total Shotgun Prom

by monkey poo catapult January 19, 2011

natalie portman

An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.

Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?

Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.

by Tmacb May 21, 2005

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby, dropped into a trach can or (the more favored) Dumpster, on an un-wed teenage mothers Prom night.

"Hold on a minute Eric. I gotta throw out my prom night dumpster baby"

"Okay."

by EvilBananaRama October 5, 2009

Prom Weather

Prom Weather (pur-om whe-ther) <noun>
def. Poor weather conditions that typically accompany the night of a high school prom.

see also:
Wedding Weather...
Funeral Weather
Birthday Weather
Anniversary Weather
Vacation Weather
Holiday Weather

Jerry wore his rain jacket over his tux on prom night because he knew that prom meant a bad case of Prom Weather.

by pariah1165 May 29, 2009