dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

Lil profit

best soundcloud rapper on da gang!!!1

Tameika: Have you heard lil profits soundcloud?
Sky: NO! why is it fire?
Tameika: YES FOK VARY!

by FaZe_Adapt675437554 September 24, 2020

quesadilla promise

A promise to make quesadillas for someone

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm

by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021

ghostly_promises

ghostly_promises is a tiktoker who mainly posts genshin content but overall just posts whatever they feel like. ghostly_promises uses she/her pronouns and is a rightful xingqiu enthusiast.

person 1: ghostly_promises is awesome!
person 2: i know right? i love her content!

by fae. July 12, 2021

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021

diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.

First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out

by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022