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Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
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Reasonably Professional

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.

Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?

Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016
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Euphemism for a grade A fuckup that gets you sued. Specifically used by Ashley Hall School.
Anne: We just sent out all our students' medical records to the entire school community. Is that legal?

Jill: I'm pretty sure that violates both FERPA and HIPAA at the same time. What an inadvertent professional error.

Anne: God I hope we're insured.
by ChangingTime August 28, 2017
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retro progressive

a town, person, or people who bring new concepts and ideas, making you think differently, but in a way that feels comfortable and old school.
Have you been to Cleveland before?

No, that place is a stinkpile.

Wrong. It's retro progressive.
by worddiddlydoer May 11, 2023
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synthetic and professional

something Looks neat/ beautiful and keeping up to professionalism
like and Architectural Portfolio is synthetic and professional
by BK_EmpireState September 23, 2013
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professionality

a combination of professionalism and personality used typically in a work-setting to describe a person who works hard but also shows other fun/pleasing aspects of their character
She's a great candidate anyway but her professionality is really what got her the job!
by jackskay26 March 17, 2009
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Progressive

A term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal.

These fools are frequently self-loathing, unsuccessful losers who can only feel better by projecting their failures onto their opponents.

A "Progressive" is identified by the following behaviors/beliefs:

- Knows what is best for everybody else
- Claims to be well-informed even though they get their news/talking points from the Daily KOS and/or MSNBC

- Believes that personal wealth is evil yrt they fawn over wealthy celebrities and limousine liberals

- Believes corporations and profit are evil, and will tweet about this 24/7 on their fancy iPad

- Thinks name-calling and demonizing opponents is the same as debate

- Accuses every person with a dissenting view of being a racist

- Supported Occupy Wall Street from the comfort of their living room, not the rape tent

- Drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker
- Believes in the rights of everyone, except those who disagree

- Thinks the Constitution is flawed because they can't control all 3 branches of government

- Believes YOUR success could only have come at THEIR expense

- Believes Al Gore is right about global warming, even though his carbon footprint 100X of the average person

- Thinks voter identification is racist, because it discriminates against dead people
Conservative: I believe in personal responsibility and smaller government

Progressive: You racist hate-monger

Conservative: You said you believed in equal rights for everybody

Progressive: Racist! You should die!
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013
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