Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 27, 2018

Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.

Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

love pain

Love pain is pretty simple it is love that is painful like love someone while they love another person

Nic: God I love Lexy Ennis but she loves A.

Aidan: Dude sounds to me like you got a bad case of Love Pain.

Nic: YeA guess I do but she is worth it she's my world , she's my LEXY!!!!!!!
Lexy beautiful

by NicoleIrishFloyd April 2, 2016

Starshit Pain

When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.

The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.

After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain

by ImTheEyeholeMan December 15, 2019

worst pain possible

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone : youre about to experience worst pain possible
Someone 2 : wait wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by IcEDCave November 14, 2021

brigette lundy-paine

quite literally the best person to exist! they deserve the entire world and more and also brought to life one of the best characters ever, casey gardner. brig i love you <3

who is brigette lundy-paine?
brig is the best person in the entire world!

by caseygardnerloml November 27, 2021

painapple

A much cooler version of the pineapple. Painapples will kick your mouth and digestive system's ass all the way down and through.

Painapples kick ass. I want a tattoo of a painapple just to show the world how much ass I kick.

by derebeker December 4, 2009