popcorn torture

The suffering endured when having to smell someone else's microwave popcorn that you can't have. Most often occurs in boarding school and university residences and occasionally at everyday workplaces.

Sophie suffered popcorn torture yet again as her roommate refused to share her freshly microwaved bag.

by hapycamper May 18, 2009

Popcorn Muscles

A swole motherfucker that softer than paper panties

Hercule Satan (Dragonball Z) thinks he's the shit but he's really just a popcorn muscles having little bitch.

by The Notorious N.I.G. November 14, 2011

Popcorn Crotch

Popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. Usually covered in butter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good

Hey Aunt Sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. Gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.

by Slut Sandwich July 3, 2007

popcorn fart

A fart that's hot enough to air-cook popcorn.

It's hotter than a popcorn fart in Georgia.

by Christopher Ippolito May 4, 2007

Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.

Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.

by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017

zesty popcorn

The act of pouring melted butter and cayenne pepper on the yeast-infected parts of a female, then going at it.

I was excited when I found out my girl had a yeast infection. We could finally do the Zesty Popcorn!

by Lobo McManus October 29, 2021

Popcorn Status

A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.

Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.

Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.

Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.

by Popcornman420 November 9, 2011