Bizarro Pooping

It's when you put poop IN your butt

Tom: "Hey where'd all my shit go?"
Larry: "Meryl was bizarro pooping again!"
Tom: "Merrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyl!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I liked the poop so much, I bizarro pooped right back up dere!"

The toilet wouldn't flush after I pooped, so I had to bizarro poop it, so no one would know about my horrible problem!

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010

Winnie the Poohing

When someone that has a large belly is wearing a shirt that is too tight or too short, and their belly sticks out- like Winnie the Pooh's.

"George sure is Winnie the Poohing today, isn't he?"

This shirt is too tight & short- I've been Winnie the Poohing all day long!

by Satchel May 6, 2005

Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

by Porkatron June 29, 2014

porking

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money

So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.

by FTT360 December 8, 2006

Porking

to get a good dicking!

by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003

pooping

Peeping
On
Other
People

Man 1: This DnD game is so fun.
Man 3: *Loud Breathing*
Man 2:What was that?
Man 1: Michael, stop pooping!

by Doodle McDoodle May 12, 2008