Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit

Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!

by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018

Please Don't Add Your Own Soundtrack

Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up

Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack

by Treysteroid Of Youtube December 30, 2010

Please Shave December

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.

Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.

by Thedude12345 November 11, 2014

Please

Verb, when someone is happy about something.

“Get ready to be pleased”

by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020

PLEASE SIGN IN

When you sign in on Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary: PLEASE SIGN IN

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

please sir

a stupid phrase said by only stupid cunts and people in fanfics

person 1: please sir
person 2: i'm gonna kill you
person 1: hmmm sussy baka

by leafsquare222 June 1, 2021

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010