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Verb: To basically take a shit on someone's life / day. This term traces its origins to a high school ceramics teacher in Phoenix, Arizona who is known to continually go out of her way to make her student's lives more difficult. It has many contexts and uses, ranging from defecation, ejaculation, and general discontent.
I decided not to make my Wabi Sabi teapot so I was yelled at for a solid hour. Getting Pleaked on hard today.
Pleake by alligator444 April 29, 2011
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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
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guys please 

Quackitys serious response to a troll on a stream.
People: *silence*
Quackity: guys please
guys please by Efe Dogan January 12, 2021

Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino
Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019
someone that is really easy to mess with
"I cant believe that toner thought we were serious.. He is such a pleaker!"
Pleaker by Atay October 16, 2008

Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator
Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

Beta Please 

This basically means, "Son, please" literally-translated. It is a fun way to say, "Come on!" but in that friendly/funny way. It can also be an alternative to saying the b-word when trying to say 'b-word please." 'Beta' is not a swear!
(bay-tah - puleez) (note: do not say it like the Greek 'beta' but instead with more "bae" or "bay")
Ex 1:
"I got a 91 on that AP biology test."
"Beta please, I got one-hunnit."
Ex 2:
"I think that the sky is pink all day err-day."
"Beta, please, shut up."
Beta Please by nav6 October 8, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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