Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

by newword1666 November 21, 2011

Pitchfork

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.

I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.

by Matt Banks November 25, 2003

Pitch slap

v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball

Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.

Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.

by lonelybillionaire July 12, 2010

Pitchin A Tent

The Art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent

Last night Gunnar was at the movies and he saw Julia and started pitchin a tent

by suck my dick gunnar December 27, 2010

pitutipated

The act of someone getting or becoming sexually flustered to the point of not making clear sense any longer.

"I started talking to her then I got all pitutipated and felt like an idiot"

by Betaraydave July 24, 2016

pitohead

Like "dickhead" but said by some half-bean

Gerardo: you sock

Luis: well you are a pitohead

by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017

Switch Pitcher

Derogtory name for a bisexual.

1:he goes both ways huh?
2: yup... hes a switch pitcher

by MarcAnthoney June 29, 2008