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Philly Cheesesteak 

When you decide to show your authority by being on top while sixty nining a chick. Also known as the "top deck 69", this cruel variation puts the ass in class. The flavor of the cheese is determined by the activities the male participated in the day before.
He gave her the old Philly Cheesesteak and the poor girl could barely breath. The only words she could muster were "can I be on top?". At this point he passed out and suffocated her.
Philly Cheesesteak by Biff I. November 13, 2006
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Philly Billy 

Yo fucker let's light this Philly Billy and get fucking fucked as fuck tonight you fucker

philly beat off 

Mostly it's an act of being a gay lonely adult male from Philadelphia PA with bad memory who plays with little boys in a bedroom all day every day, mostly.
They mostly do the philly beat off together on a daily basis, mostly.

philly cheesesteak 

the philly cheesesteak is a strict combination of the following actions in the following order...you first donkey punch a broad from behind, this then causes her to tighten her butt cheeks, thus making it able to give her the pink sock. after this you then give her the jelly donut. if you'd like to add extra grease to your philly cheese steak you shit on the broad after it's finished.
one night i was really tying one on and i met a girl that i really hated but she wanted to get at it doggy. so i started to bang her out, then i got the urge to donkey punch her so i did, and since i was hittin that keister it provided me the perfect chance to pink sock her. by this time she was in some serious pain, so i turned her over and let go right in her mug, followed by a right hook to the nose. feeling invincible i then shit right on her....just then yeti came in and asked if i was hungry and i said no, but this bizzle just got a philly cheesesteak...extra grease.

Philly Joe Giraffe 

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.
Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

Philly Handshake 

Receiving a hand job while in Philadelphia where the woman simply holds on to the shaft of your dick.
I went home with this girl when i was in philly. It sucked all i got was a philly handshake.

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie 

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.