The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016

forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

dorothy perkins

Dorothy Perkins is the code name for double penetration when speaking in public.

"Babe, look at that beast! Think he'd be down for a night with us and Dorothy Perkins?"

by Derby6 July 19, 2017

Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

by wparker October 3, 2019

daniella perkins

An aesthetic stunning YouTuber, has the Best curly hair.
Always gets tea spilled, dated that one drug addict boy from yt.

I was watching daniella perkins, impressionating.......

by Roseeeeeeeeaa October 22, 2019

Ample Parking

Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.

Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.

Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.

Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.

by Twominutes22 April 18, 2023

turkey in the parking lot

Going outside to smoke a bowl

Let's go chase a turkey in the parking lot

by scorcharific July 30, 2016