Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher March 15, 2016

lwe ka paw

lwe ka paws are awesome

“have you ever met a lwe ka paw?”
“no”
“kill urself”

by stan nayeon December 10, 2021

paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!

Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.

by The only skibidi goat January 26, 2025

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 18, 2015

bloody war paw

After fisting and your hand is covered with blood and you slap a women on her chest or stomach creating a native "red war paw" print.

Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!

by Halfface November 12, 2015

Monster Paw

To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus

Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people

by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024

Paw Tha

A pretty girl, ready to achieve the world. A bit lazy, but hella nice when she wants to be. She's not as brave as she says she is but she's got it going on.

Did you see her? Bro Paw Tha so nice.

by Blizzy.1 November 23, 2021