Patrick

Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.

Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.

by Thewordman October 28, 2019

Patrick

A dick

Oh he’s such a dick.. must be a Patrick

by Wwwiloveturtles May 2, 2019

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014

patrick

thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow

don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition
patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky
needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with.
bitch fight back/
think your so tough.
your so proud of yourself
GETALIFE!

Patrick is obsessed with his body

by BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDD April 14, 2010

Patrick

Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.

Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!

by O gee hung kenobe January 16, 2011

Patrick

Piece of shit

girl 1: wow Patricks a real piece of shit
Girl 2: yay i know right!
girl 1: LOL

by LOl Shit January 30, 2018