Pump and Dump

When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.

Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

pump daddy c

The biggest chad in anime universe, also the father figure for cell jr, and.. Also the brother of freeza the normie

Ex. Cooler is pump daddy c.

by A devotee of pump daddy C August 24, 2022

Pump Fake

A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.

"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"

by devon james laquarius the IIII October 29, 2023

pump and dump

A term used when you masterbate before you take a shit.

Everyone thought I was taking a shit but I was actually doing the pump and dump.

by Dirty Goat November 18, 2004

Pump Monkey

A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.

1 - Guess what! I got a job!

2 - Where?

1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!

2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!

by Enigma Pie July 29, 2006

Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.

Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.

by Will B. September 12, 2005