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Poll Smoker

Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)
Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.

Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?
by dmkinn May 18, 2006
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cross-pollination

When you introduce a friend from one group to a friend from another group, and they become autonomous friends, no longing requiring your services to hang out. Not necessarily a bad thing, but can be disastrous if left unchecked.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear that Joe was hanging with Jane now?

Dude 2: Yeah dude. I introduced them a week ago and they don't even call me to chill anymore. Serious cross-pollination.
by Soren Santos September 18, 2008
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pally

A common character in World of Warcraft with special healing talents. An abbreviation of 'paladin'.
zomg kill teh human pally n00b!
by server May 23, 2006
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Golden Poll

A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).

People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.

This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
by Mark teh Pirate November 9, 2005
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alaskan pollywog soup

semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.
This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.
by xenoflux May 30, 2006
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pillywonker

sandy: woah dude did you see that guy last nite?
juanita: yeahh he was a pillywonker
by babypuncher123 May 23, 2011
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pollie weed

that horrible grass that cuts your legs when you run through it. With some varities it cuts you when you slid your finger on it wrong or even walk through it.
guy 1 - Dude! did you attacked by a gang! look at your legs!
guy 2 - No bro - pollie weed
guy 1 - Oh. even worse.
by Winkelchick101 November 22, 2011
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