PMILK

The acronym for everything you need when you leave the house.
P-Phone
M-Money
I-Identification
L-Lipstick/Lipgloss
K-Keys

1: What do I need today?
2: All you need is PMILK

by crinkless March 15, 2008

man pms

When A Guy Is Being A Total Bitch And Being Overly Sensitive.

"WTF! I WANTED A COKE NOT DIET COKE"
"DUDE CALM DOWN! You Got Your monthly man pms again?"

by Grl Who Knows October 7, 2009

pmo

Put me on

P#1~mane my cousin look good dont she ?
P#2~mane pmo to her she look fine asf

by Trexman1203 June 18, 2018

pms

The week or so of month where girls expirience horrible pain, crazy mood swings, blood streaming out of their vagina, and the desire to curl up in a ball and possibly never move again.

And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.

It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.

guy: babe wanna suck my dick
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing

by ieatbrains2400 August 31, 2012

Pmsl

IM language for Pissing Myself Laughing. Mostly it's not literally meant but it's commonly used when something strikes someone as extremely funny. Somewhat an alternative for rofl or lmao.

"I can't get over the look on her face when I walked in"
"hahahahahha omg"
"Pmsl"

by Dhw October 24, 2005

pronounced mushroom head (PMH)

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.

What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).

by eeyore777 December 7, 2010

PMC

Private Military Contractor

The high speed PMC has a M.C.L.M.M patch on his softshell jacket.

by Cam Chaos June 11, 2006