plohk

Yes, no and also maybe

Plohk is yes no and also maybe

by Theplohkmaster October 10, 2022

plockitysock

A classic traditional british dish where you stuff your omelette with pebbles, glass, rocks, bird bones and cum.

"What's your favourite dish from Tesco? Mine is the hoogagloggydickfuck"
"Oh, really? Mine is the plockitysock!"

by DogBreathisDope March 1, 2023

jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

Skank Planking

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.

Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...

by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019