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48 Laws of Pimping

(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.
48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype
by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013
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mouth pumpins

Oral sex where the male does all the work usually pumping his cock at his chosen pace and his chosen depth. Possibly pulling her head by her ears.
Did you get to hook up the mouth pumpins last night?
by V dux September 6, 2007
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Lord Pumpington

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot
Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.
by ChadSexington February 12, 2008
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Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.
(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009
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pimpinmasterdx

A gay retarded troll on youtube that makes videos about how pimpin he is (not.) He is a sony fanyboy, even though he says he's not. He likes Seth Dub. How that is possible is beyond me. His spelling is HORRIBLE! He wants to be gangsta, even though we know gangstas get into a bunch of trouble.
Example of pimpinmasterdx spelling:
1. i aem nut ae sone fnboe
2. da pstripple iz ballin
3. lolwut
4. no ur stupd pwnd oeh ya
5. o snaep!
6. no da irategaemer came furst jamez rofl hakd hiz account so it lokz lik he cam frst.

Translation

1. I am a sony fanboy and I suck.
2. I like rainbows and pony's.
3. Sorry, I am to stupid to hear what you're saying
4. No, I pwned my self. Look at me! I pwned my self!
5. Oh, I need to read a newspaper instead of living in a rock.
6. I am full of lies
by SmithtotheMarcus October 20, 2008
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Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
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piping up

Getting stronger and more successful, particularly on your own with no help from anybody else.
"You really piping up on these niggas"
by preach414 May 26, 2018
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