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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
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Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.
Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!
by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024
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pen-demic

Mid gen-z pandemic of wax pen usage.
It took me 3 tries to spell usage because I’m a victim of the pen-demic
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Pen It

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”
by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024
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pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025
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Pen Face

He might be a pen face but he makes damn good sushi
by Old long tall and ugly May 31, 2025
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Pen dejo

Que flojo es pen dejo
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