Parsiflange

A surreal or silly situation, a person who excites ones sense of the ridiculous; A bit like a tittybiscuit.

"Ken Dodd is a parsiflange!"

by gloomygurl October 26, 2011

Parseldude

One who "communicates" too often with his "snake", i.e. excessive masturbation.

Joe: How was your weekend bud?

Bill: Uneventful. I had nothing to do all weekend so turned into a parseldude while binging on movies..

by Peter_Gibbons May 14, 2015

parsia

The rightful prince of Persia, the great dragonking and the one and only handsome motherfucker with an 11 inch dick.

im sorry that i cant stand and greet you but I spent last night with the Royal HighnessParsia and have become crippled.

by Professor Darabi December 1, 2016

parslay

When you parley your date / hangout into sex.

I parleyed my way to the sex. I parslayed!

by busterbaxter December 14, 2016

Parsnip

Just don’t say it

Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking parsnip!
Chris:*engadge in instant fisticuffs*

by Dennis the dickhead May 17, 2018

Parsnips

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018

Parshantveer

Parshantveer

Parshantveer, a strong protective figure to destroy enemies. He'll fight off warriors and go to hell and back for you. Hes muscular and funny. Hes a good person to look up to. HE WILL FUCKING DESTROY FELOPATEER

Parshantveer is here... hide felo, hide.

by GURU N4N4K January 9, 2019