pager paranoia

When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.

1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.

This pager paranoia is stressing me out.

by Bumblbee69 February 14, 2012

seventh page slump

A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.

Everything was going fine on that 10 pager I had due today. Then I hit the seventh page slump.

by Bob Gunderson May 1, 2006

sticky page

a page in a pornographic magazine that has been ejaculated on, thus causing it to stick to the next page

"I'll let you borrow my Penthouse, but if I find any sticky pages, I swear to god I'll kill you!"

by The Masta of Disasta May 25, 2008

The MCR Facebook Page

The MCR Facebook page is a wonderful place. Well, it can be. It's full of stupid whores who are very perverted and flip out for the stupidest things. There is some nice people though. :

The MCR Facebook Page has stolen my Non-pervertedness.

by KaliLinny September 19, 2011

pagot

noun., The way Filipino people say fagot.

"I can't believe that Jim is a pagot."

by logikol May 15, 2008

jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.

"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"

by kathy le October 23, 2008

pager code

Pager codes were used to type out letters using numbers back in the day when pagers were popular (before cellphones became mainstream). You would do this WITHOUT having to flip your pager upside down. A=6 B=8 C=0 D=0 E=3 F=7 G=9 H=4 I=1 J=7 K=15 L=7 M=177 N=17 O=0 P=9 Q=9 R=12 S=5 T=7 U=17(or 11) V=17(or 11) W=111 X=25 Y=4 Z=5. They are made to look as close to the actual letter as possible (Keep in mind that the font used on pagers show the numbers differently then this font). It's a little confusing at first, and takes you longer to figure out a word because some numbers stand for the same letters, but if you get a few of the letters, you can usually figure it out.

969312 00035 1113123 50 17537177 860153 117 743 064." "PAGER CODES WERE SO USEFUL BACK IN TH DAY.

by jezzzzka75 June 4, 2010