nober

Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.

My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.

by ShoopKiller August 29, 2004

norbed

Norbed means you are so bored you cannot eat sleep or even move the boredom has set in to such a level you are often mistaken for weird objects such as your moms celery she wants to use in tonights dinner or a lightswitch and in some other cases your sisters will jump and pounce on you taking advantage of the norbed state you are in.

Omg my sister is so norbed lets go dump boiling acid on her face!!!

by Carly2010 August 8, 2006

nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

Nobled

A rugby term when you completely annihilate your oppenent putting him to the floor or, even better, into hospital.

That guy just go nobled

by DeadExit April 1, 2007

Brown Nosed Mud Dove

A turd who is a snake in the grass. Either a snitch or kiss ass turd. Brown Nosed Mud Doves are a species of Gerbs.

You are a Brown Nosed Mud Dove

by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

noledge

with no knowledge at all .

"Fri-Fri the stupidest girl in the class has lots of noledge" .

by ricardo saenz June 23, 2008

Nobody

Also known as "the third option" Was no one until he met his bestie coco. Asked for five thirty bombs and a can of skoal straight for Christmas and his birthday. Puts anything to do with money into terms of thirty bombs. "That suit cost 5 thirty bombs." Considers the St. Louis Cardinals orgasmic. Had a nine week hook up streak until he met a Commie. Loves Mustasha. Needs to learn how to accept compliments better. Its actually good looking even though he is a Nobody and drives a Nobody mobile.

"Oh. My. God. I cant believe i cheated on my boyfriend!! *sobs uncontrollably"
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."

by Freddy Mora April 18, 2009