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A song by Vanilla Ice in the movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II.
The Ninja rap pwns the crap of most Eminem songs!

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
ninja rap by Ninja January 27, 2005
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teenage mutant ninja turtles 

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!

Surprise Sex Ninja 

A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.

Off-Duty Ninja

A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.
When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.
Off-Duty Ninja by trinityiam August 26, 2004

beer ninja 

one who stealthily can steal another's beer. basically a beer ninja is one stealthy m0-fo and can do it right in front of yo face.
Yo digga, tonite i stole a beer and used kim's fat ass as a screen when i leaned over and grabbed it off the fuckin coffee table. I'm a hella sweet beer ninja.

Hahahahaha Dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. fuckin hilarious. Man that makes 2 beers tonite. I'm such a fuckin beer ninja, yo.
beer ninja by jassu19 August 29, 2006

nigga ninja 

A real black nigga that dispears at night becoming stealthy
as if he was a ninja
MAn1: bring jamal on halloween
Man2: why
Man1: he is a nigga ninja he cant be seen when we egg peoples houses
Man2: good idea
nigga ninja by ChrisNaps April 6, 2008

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!