Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005

Nefarious

The act of getting raged easilly, a person who is scared of everything and anything and easilly gets raged

Guy: Hey jacob your a noob
Jacob: OMG NO IM NOT BRB CRYING
Guy: LOL UR A NEFARIOUS

by bogey3 July 5, 2009

Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006

It cleans me nearly

When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.

*bamf tells a joke*

girl: Hahaha, it cleans me nearly...

by gadä August 20, 2012