promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

noted, moving on

Another way of saying "I don't care."

Variants of this include:
"Objection noted, moving on"
"Taken into account, moving on"
"Comment heard/seen, moving on"

Person 1: I think you're the worst person ever to live!
Person 2: Noted, moving on.

by A15kk April 09, 2013

Internal Notes

stupid shit your company makes you type because they are ass hats

Boss: Did you also enter internal notes?

Low-Level Grunt: No, I did not enter internal notes. My normal notes are super clear and easy to be understood by even the most obtuse managers.

Boss: Enter internal notes or you will fail your evaluation.

by super_thinker January 12, 2022

Note to Selfish

When you make a list of things that you want only for yourself. NOT TO SHARE

Note to selfish, pick up more vodka!

by Akro_Nimb August 15, 2011

death note

A notebook, that is used to kill people. Only a few posses them. Current owners as of now are: Light Yagami, who is basically a nerd that somehow excels at sports and gets all the ladies, Misa Amane, a stupid star that wants to get some from Light, Mikami Teru, a nerd that got beat up in school and now wants revenge.

Mikami used the death note to kill Hilary Duff, who rejected Mikami when he asked her out

by LagunaBolt June 09, 2007

cliff notes

The portion of a Wikipedia entry above the 'Contents' box.

Bob: What the heck is a 'shaka'?
Joe: I don't know. Did you read the cliff notes?
Bob: Joe, are you high? There's no cliff notes for hand signals.
Joe: I am high, but you can get the cliff notes for anything by reading whatever is above the 'Contents' box for its Wikipedia entry.
Bob: o_O
Joe: The more you know, Bob. The more you know.

by bigbeard January 26, 2013

g note

1. $1000
2. One thousand Dollars

Yo, that hoopty was a g note.

Bitch stole a g note from my crib

by good looks July 26, 2008