nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

by igotthedefs February 14, 2009

nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.

Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

nervous

A type of fear that makes a person tense, often trembling or being very jittery, and awkward.

"It's okay, Yoko, don't be nervous, just imagine everyone naked; just boobs and wangers everywhere... just hanging there.." - Germaine, Raised By Wolves TV series.

by EzzieHime.jpg April 14, 2015

nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea

I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts

by Jonnythekid420 March 5, 2016

nervous dick

When your dick shrinks around a hot female.

Bruh, did you smash?

NAH, she was naked but I got nervous dick and she clowned me

by Will OffendU April 28, 2016

The Nerver

A sex position involving a man standing wearing suspenders and a woman outstretched horizontally being held up by the suspenders while performing intercourse.

Things got a little wild last night, and we did The Nerver.

by Slash January 2, 2005

exposed nerve

Something that you should pull on. Silly prank!

Person 1: *pulls Person 2's exposed nerve*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ROBLOXNoob246 June 13, 2022