mutton

In British slang it means a bit deaf.

Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton

by manoz April 21, 2009

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

Muttdang

Two meanings...

1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!

2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!

Oh man, her muttdang!!! (It stinks/it’s gross)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)

by Kychellebec June 1, 2019

Mutton Dagger

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.

Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

by Sophie and Sarah June 4, 2007

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

Muttness

Muttness Records - Independent Miami record label founded in 2007, part of Muttness Music Inc., a publishing/licensing company and production house.

OMG, that song is dope, who released it?
It's on the Muttness catalog, they have some killer tracks...

by McWired March 4, 2009

Muttness

...from mutt. Involving or suggesting a person's mixed origins. Could apply to race or culture.

I was raised all over the world, and I love my Muttness.

I'm half Latin, 1/4 Jewish, and 1/4 Chinese, now that's Muttness...

by McWired March 4, 2009