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mutant

Changed by random cultural forces, which are in this analogy taking the role tha radioactivity takes in biological mutation.
They played a mutant version of bohemian rapsody.

Her art is sort of a mutant salvador dali-- the leopards aren't melting into clocks, they are melting into killer robots disguised as clocks.
by kia roach October 1, 2004
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murton

1. a Hennis, 2. an annoying little prick
"That guy that dumped all his players in our fantasy baseball league when he got his underoos in a bunch is a real murton, huh?"
by Queefer Sutherland May 19, 2006
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!

It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!

Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?

And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!

Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!

Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!

and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?

Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
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Dirty Mutombo

A variation of a dikembe mutombo, only difference is that you stick your finger in a womans anus before performing the mutombo.
Dude, i gave sum chick a dirty mutombo last night and now my finger stinks like buthole.
by kicking donkey October 4, 2006
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muttonous

Joe: Check out that guy's sideburns!
Bennett: Those chops are straight up muttonous!
by benny illsman March 29, 2005
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Moton

A motorist who behaves stupidly or aggressively.
"He's not a motorist, he's a moton or cager."
by BeeryUSA September 30, 2012
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Maton

A shot in the sport Snooker. One that comes about when a player pots a ball unintentionally and scores points. It is another word for Fluke.
Fuck me, did you see that guy? He just pulled a Maton
by dingdiesel October 14, 2011
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