Mushy

the german word for vagina

germans cant sell mushy peas
i love mushy

by ben franlin June 4, 2007

Musty crusty hoes

A bitch who can’t keep up with money, a man, or a job periodt.

Follow me musty crusty hoes🏋️ ♀️

by Veebounce June 12, 2019

UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH

Some goofy ahh roast

Person one: Hiii

Person two: STFU YOU UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH

by anonymous June 27, 2022

Mushy Biscuits

When a group of men or women compete to be the last to ejaculate on a biscuit. Whoever ejaculates first has to eat the biscuit that everyone else has cum upon.

"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
"What'd you have to do when you lost?"

"I had to eat the cum-biscuit..."

by Mushy Biscuit Queen January 13, 2010

Musty

dirty, smelly, stanky ass suburban like car that has been used for sex/drugs. This sort of vehicle usually drives around drunk/high hoes that smell bad and have been with many men

"I iz been motorin around deez streets to pick up some dirt hoes all day"
"Really? I corraled many hoes up in my musty suburban last weekend"
"Cool, Do you wanna do hoodrat stuff?"
"No doubt. Lets pick up my homie G Hitmen

by Pontcysyllte Aqueduct February 27, 2011

musky feet beat

putting a girls feet inbetween your ass cheeks and sliding up and down.

i was so high last night i totally gave this dude a musky feet beat

by quicky tit May 13, 2009

mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

by doodrighthere February 5, 2017