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Moscow Mitch

Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...

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A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.

Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.

Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire

My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .

I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.

Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
by Starloard 155 August 4, 2019
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Moscow Wall

an incredibly frustrating gap in the fourth installment of the Tony Hawks Pro skateboarding series (T.H.U.G).

You need speed, you need patience, you need a spare fucking evening...
Even though it's 2.30 am. I can't possibly go to bed until I've spine-transferred the Moscow wall. I'm going to smash my TV screen if i don't do it this this time. aaaarrrrrggghhhh!

Living in London on a shit salary is a real Moscow wall

etc etc ...
by colskee February 17, 2004
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Miscovi

(Miss-Co-Vee) Used when talking to your white friends around black folk so you don't get a fat lip or worse... SHOT... Slang for Nigga, nigger, black person, colored folk, African, Jungle Bunny etc...
Wow honey, look at all the miscovi's. That Miscovi should of checked his ho at the door. Meet us at Bill's Sports Pub there are hardly ever Miscovi's there. That Miscovi better not be lookin at my bitch!
by Pen-Q June 2, 2007
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mascoms

He has earned an PhD degree in mascoms.
by uttam maharjan February 4, 2010
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miscommunitexting

disparity between the intended meaning of a text message, and the interpreted meaning of a text message.
great party, was sick!" (meaning "great party but i threw up") interpreted as "great party, really good!"

this is an example of miscommunitexting
by MW3406u3504867 November 8, 2010
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Miscou Island

Miscou Island, 64 km2, comprises the most eastern part of Gloucester County, New Brunswick, Canada, on the west side of the Gulf of St Lawrence and at the entrance to CHALEUR BAY.

The island is characterized by white sandy beaches, peat bogs, stunted trees, lakes, salt lagoons and a lighthouse at the northern tip, Miscou Point.

Miscou has a population of approximately 650 full time residents. The island is mostly settled by people of Acadian ancestry and speak French, but many are bilingual.

The island's sand dunes and lagoons host a variety of migratory birds, making the island a favourite location for birding and naturalists. Miscou Harbour has recently become a favourite spot for kite-surfing.
We're going to visit the Miscou Island lighthouse that was built in 1856 and designated a national historic site in 1974.
by k.sloan April 22, 2011
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Moscow Train

A chain smoker or someone who smokes a lot.
Dude, you really gotta stop being such a Moscow Train. Your apartment absolutely reeks of smoke.
by Dr. Size September 1, 2011
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