Mustard Pussy

The vagina of a female body builder. Could also refer to a sexual fetish for muscular women. Usually only extraordinarily ripped women with well defined muscles.

The term was heard being used in in Kern County, California.

Homie: What are you going to do for a career?
You: I'm going to go into body building.
Homie: Going to get some of that mustard pussy, aren't you? Ha ha.
You: You know it! ;-)

by DankAnk March 4, 2019

musturbation

Self-righteous or ostentatious insistence that the entire Universe will disintegrate if one does not keep oneself busy. In other words (mime jerking hand up and down) you must-must-MUST do the dishes/feed the cat/write more letters. From the writings of M. Scott Peck.

You've been tiling and re-tiling the kitchen wall for the last year. When's the musturbation going to stop?

by Fearman August 31, 2007

mustard gas

works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.

Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.

by IrishRepublcanArmy January 7, 2004

masturdating

(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star

I am masturdating Gianna Michaels

by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010

Gut Mustard

Gut Mustard is the nut that has been saved up for atleast 2 weeks and busted all up inside a vagina and when it creeps out that discolored mustard looking jiz.

Added by KY-Jelly

"I haven't fucked a bitch in about 2 weeks and straight up rawdawged that bitch and filled her up with some gut mustard."

"I skeeted all up in that ho and a shit ton of gut mustard came creepin out."

by KY-Jelly1175 September 9, 2009

mustard

A tangy sauce often put on hotdogs and hamburgers. Called mustard because it is in fact the same color as mustard

Hand me the bottle of mustard please

by Habeus February 17, 2005

Mustard Molly

It is the sexual act of giving stimulating oral pleasure to a red-headed twat that is brewing a smelly, oozing outbreak of a yeast infection.

*This applies to natural and dyed redheads.*

I gave Granny a Mustard Molly last night and she loved it.

by A-ZO December 8, 2010