(noun), (verb). Mojitoed is a synonym of drunk, used specifically for intoxication induced by the cocktail Mojito (a popular rum-based drink).
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The act of multitasking an innumerable amount of chores, errands, to-do's, etc. Surpasses multitasking by being in a subconscious state of mind. Those who "momitask" do so without thinking twice about it. *Must be a mom or have mom-like attributes to be acting in "momitasking."
Keith's mom really breaks a hot sweat when she starts momitasking after work. And I do mean HOT. The sweat that drips down her chest when she's making dinner, answering calls from Keith's teachers, switching from work to homebody clothes, and feeding the dogs. I wish she would catch eyes with me through my basement window.
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Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Example:
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
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