moleste

Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity

From b3ta.com due to the swear filter that replaces "hug" with "molest"

That's a moleste picture! Keep it below 250 KB!

by bloobloobloobloo January 9, 2005

chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car

(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"

by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009

molestache

type of mustache: not quite a pornstache but just as creepy.

looks like: John Mayer trying to grow a Tom Selleck mustache. John Mayer has a molestache.

by skweakrz March 8, 2011

Molestoid

Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.

Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.

Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?

Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.

by Time4Pizza January 18, 2013

metal molestor

a bmx rider who appears to be having sexual intercoarse with his seat, a common name used by skaters to disrespect bmx riders

Skater1) Do you think those bikes enjoy being ridden by those metal molestors?
Skater2) No, too bad they don't have minds of their own to fight them off

by metalprotector April 27, 2009

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Molestocles

A great Greek warrior who was remembered for the one thing he hoped would be forgotten.

Herocles: Hey, Molestocles what's up?

Molestocles: That's what she said.

by Don Garbagio March 15, 2009