Lords mobile

Shit

Wow he plays lords mobile what a nerd

by Pezunts March 12, 2018

Mobile

The British and Australian term for cell phone.

I'll call you on my mobile.

by Natalie Joy June 13, 2007

Mobile Moment

Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.

Dad had a mobile moment when he forgot how to tie his bowtie last week, but luckily YouTube came through for him.

by diGi_Digi_GuRu July 15, 2014

virgin mobile

the worst network provider ever. virgin will constantly cut you off from important calls to your local dealer, friends and family when underground or near electrical wires.

virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)

Dealer> sup man what you want?
You> yea can i have a te...
Virgin Mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up... please hang up...
You> <smashes phone on the floor>
Dealer> <beats you up for wasting his time>

by the_apache October 14, 2006

pope mobile

the chariot of an old man

'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'

by batman March 19, 2005

Mobile Blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.

Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.

by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

moyles

Half Chav, half ape creature. Tends to hide his ugly mug behind the veil of radio. A Moyles is known for almost unbelievable ignorance and arrogance whilst demonstrating a total lack of humour or talent. Is usually to be found associating with sycophantic dunces who are paid to laugh during his poorly timed pauses.

Tune in to Radio 1 any morning for a full example. Be warned - you may find the experience upsetting.

by Withnail 101 April 19, 2004