Cement mixer

A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.

Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.

by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022

High point mixer

When you take a shit on somebody’s chest and then proceed to motorboat it afterward.

Yo, Kevin!! I gave James Charles a wicked High Point Mixer last night!

by Ilovedavanteadams October 17, 2022

cement mixer

In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.

The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.

by Granny Smith November 19, 2012

Mixer

A party where a fraternity and a sororty get together to drink and socialize. Often held at the fraternity or at their annex.

I went to our mixer with X last night, and it rocked.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

mixer

a form of liquid meant to be mixed with alchohol like whikey or some other liquors

"where is the mixer for my J.D?"

by Fadlin Johan May 16, 2006

maxed

Destroying the food in front of you. There was not even a thought given to whether you would eat all that food, it just got maxed.

"Is there any pizza left?"
"Fuck no, we maxed that shit."

"Did you max all the jelly beans?"
"Yea, sorry dude."

"What did you guys do for lunch?"
"Maxed that chinese buffet."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

Magic Miked

The act of working out in a manor caused by feminine reactions to the new movie "Magic Mike." The trend started growing when men would see female reactions to the movie trailers, thus making the men want to "work out," "get jacked," or one may say "get Magic Miked."

Stacey: "Hey Tom, want to catch a movie in 30 minutes?"
Tom: "Sorry I can't, I'll be getting Magic Miked at the gym. Today I'm doing intense cardio!"

by JAdams989 July 4, 2012