MisterBeardo

A slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his massive beard. May be a little weird but still has a beard.

Did you see that MisterBeardo walking down the street? He has an awesome beard yo!

by gnuattitude May 30, 2013

mister rocket

Argentinian slang for penis

Mister Rocket's ready to launch!

by 123kerreeee October 12, 2013

Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.

A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.

by Fakten August 13, 2015

mistextulation

A misunderstood text due to many factors but mainly due to the fact that you don't know the other person well. Most notably when you start dating and should be talking and not texting!

I was texting my new girlfriend and we got in a stupid fight due to mistextulation. That shit is so annoying and so easily avoidable.

by Robbiezizzles September 13, 2015

mistlehoe

a girl/guy who waits around the mistletoe to get a kisses

"Did you see Linda waiting by the mistletoe for an hour?" "Yeah dawg she a mistlehoe!"

by korosumae March 8, 2016

mistbeard

A mask of the gods

I am a member of the mistbeard church

by CorbinSmith August 23, 2017

mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jordan felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

by Blazerbeams April 20, 2018