A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009
Get the Drunk minutemug. A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the 69 Minutesmug. The Minute Men are a bunch of douchebags who sit around the U.S.-Mexican border shooting Mexicans who are supposedly stealing their jobs.
Instead of being angry at their greedy, profit hungry bosses who fired them, they just blame Mexicans for their troubles, even though Mexicans didn't steal their job or have any malicious intent. Their bosses are the ones they should really be pissed off at, not Mexicans who, like Americans just want to make a decent living for themselves and their families.
Instead of being angry at their greedy, profit hungry bosses who fired them, they just blame Mexicans for their troubles, even though Mexicans didn't steal their job or have any malicious intent. Their bosses are the ones they should really be pissed off at, not Mexicans who, like Americans just want to make a decent living for themselves and their families.
by Derek Zoolander August 24, 2006
Get the minute menmug. by le-le September 25, 2003
Get the 2 minutesmug. *scrounges through dumpster*
"I thought it would last forever! I was soooo hardcore....ohhh, A half-eaten burrito!"
*munch munch*
"I thought it would last forever! I was soooo hardcore....ohhh, A half-eaten burrito!"
*munch munch*
by Patriot Games April 30, 2003
Get the Fifteen Minutesmug. When a mother figure exaggerates the amount of minutes you did or didn't do something. She makes it from the amount of minutes it actually takes and says more, this in itself is it's own antonym. Due to this can be understating or exaggerating something.
Mom: You were supposed to be home 30 minutes ago!
Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.
Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.
by Jake145 August 10, 2012
Get the Mom minutesmug. The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.
by TheRussian47 April 25, 2022
Get the The Soldiers Minutemug.