Crusty Dusty Midget

A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.

You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...

by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 27, 2019

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beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

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wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

by twofat March 5, 2008

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flicked her midget

When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.

Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.

by sandy eggo da lou February 5, 2009

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I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

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