Middle School

The Place everyone is dying to go to once they've graduated from Elementary. After about a 2 weeks of attending they realize that it's pretty much the same except the drama, which is caused by masturbating ass holes and slutty make up freaks (who never wear it right). Can range from kids who sing gay old songs in the hallway that still wear clothes from two years ago, to kids who've lost there virginity and smoke pot. Most of the insecure kids that have no life and decide to make other's life a living hell turn out to be the most 'popular' and the kids with reason who act their own age are bullied for no reason at all. Boys treat girls like shit because of 'crushes' and pretty much all the classes are useless. Not to mention the emo at every corner.

Graduated 5th Grader: YAY MIDDLE SCHOOL! This is gonna be great!

Graduated 8th Grader: Trust me it won't be. Thank god I got out of there.
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Popular slut: Ew! You wear BROWN flip flops?
Normal girl: What's your problem?
Popular slut: What ever! What ever!
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Boy: Wanna Date?
Girl: Sure! What's your name again?
Boy: Jeffery
Girl: I LOVEEE YOU!
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Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Your mom!
*class laughs*

by I have no idea. qwertyuiopasdf July 6, 2011

middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Middle School Relationship

When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)

Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....

by middleschoolshoulddie May 7, 2010

Middle Trash

Broadly denotes several divergent subcultures, most highly concentrated in college dormitories (or fraternities), indie rock concerts, and fixed gear bicycles. Bred out an almost brazen sense of immunity and entitlement, middle trash people sometimes joke that they live in a dirty house, binge drink and gorge on free samples because they are starving college students. This is usually stated with a smug irony, since their education is often well financed by parents or scholarships.

This excuse, or others that justify behavior that they would find reprehensible in those who didn't attend college or voted republican, is actually only invoked to defend a very small amount of middle trash behavior. This occurs because a surprising volume of wasteful fads, terrible bands, classist vitriol or noxious political doublespeak are integral to a proud self-image, often as someone outside the mainstream or simply smarter, more interesting and better than other people.

Finally, middle trash can also describe various exploitative and anti-nuanced appropriations, such as ironically flashing gang signs or wearing a kimono.

I went away for a week and the house reeks of garbage. My roommates are total middle-trash.

My friend just bought five hundred dollar wheels to go on his middle trash fixed gear.

I just didn't like that the Chappelle's show was so popular with the Middle Trash.

by Somefinds April 3, 2009

Middle School Boys

A different species of human.

Obsessed with fortnite and other random ass video games.

Think everything and everyone is gay, when in reality they just dont wanna admit that theyre gay.

Has 17 girlfriends ever 3 milliseconds. Horny asf, and thinks wearing highlighters as clothes actually looks good.

“Why tf are middle school boys the way they are.”

by banglocalmilfs October 30, 2021

Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

by Phil January 28, 2005

middle finger

international understanding of 'fuck you'

Girl A: You're a lesbian right? You're just using Bob as a fake boyfriend, right?

Girl B: (holds up middle finger)

by Cheers128 July 14, 2010