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Messi

Boateng's Worst Nightmare.
Did you see what Messi just did to Boateng? Unbelievable L.
by #ManCity April 13, 2017
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Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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Jugg Messiah

Babytron, the greatest of all time, also recognized as the Jugg Messiah.
Look up Jugg Messiah bitch I’m the definition
by Piece CTRL Cayden December 11, 2021
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Meisy

Beautiful independent girl who doesn’t need a man. She’s very lovable and caring. If you treat her one way she’ll treat you the same way. Get what you give. Treat her right because she’ll be the best person in your life and will care and love you so much. Don’t waste her time.
Yo I love Meisy she’s so amazing
by EW12345 July 9, 2018
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Devon Massyn

Herpetologist, Producer and Right-hand Ninja on "Wild Recon" - only on Animal Planet. Behind the scenes hilarious! All work and all play, always.

Silent, but deadly. Quick and dodges pain. Ready to accept anything it takes to send his message across and educate. Loves Life. Devon Massyn = Mystery. South African born and raised.
Devon Massyn and Donald Schultz = WHITE NOISE! BOOM!

Devon Massyn will never hit a girl unless she's a zombie.

Devon Massyn will jedi-mind trick you and exhaust you with his strength and deadly quick ninja reflexes.

Devon Massyn, sips coffee, works hard and contemplates world domination all at once. Always.
by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010
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Messiahfail

Inexorable erosion of faith due to excessive accumulation of failed prophetic claims and expired apocalyptic predictions.
Ultimately, messiahfail was confirmed as a consequence of actually reading the bible, rather than having it spoon fed to her.
by YAWA April 20, 2015
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jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-
person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess
by joji September 24, 2016
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