When a man puts his open palms together as if he is praying, then jams them up a vagerooooo, gets angry and makes two fists while still inside the ol' ham wallet and then lifts the young lady up, mounts her on his shoulders and throws her back down real angry like so that her tinkletwat tears open all over the place and is real gross lookin so no man will ever go near her again. BUNG!
This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.
by BennyBoo6969420666183 January 16, 2007
Get the Furious Messiah mug.01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.
02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".
02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".
Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.
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Get the Messianic Muslim mug.to entertain the advances of an unattractive, beastly woman, usually at a bar or club. Often influenced by the later hours of the night when beer goggles are in full effect. Also usually followed by a buddy coming in to save you by whatever means necessary. The phrase is rooted in a popular national Beef Jerky commercial.
"Look at Brent over there at the bar! He's messin with sasquatch! somebody go save him!"
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"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"
"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"
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"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"
"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"
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Get the testical message mug.when you're IMing or texting someone and the conversation reaches a point where you have nothing left to say but you feel obligated to respond anyway
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person 2- "yep"
person 2- "because i dont know what else to say"
person 1- "ooo, got that obligation message feeling?"
person 2- "yep"
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