Laxlife

The life you live when you have ongoing constipation due to food intolerances and have to take laxatives to combat it.

My stomach is fully fucked right now. Thank god for laxlife - I'll be fine in the morning.

by Lizduck July 26, 2018

Waterfall messaging

When someone sends you a cascade of consecutively long texts before you have a chance to respond.

Stop waterfall messaging me!

by Lizduck June 20, 2014

blackspectations

Assumptions around sexual performance and endowment of black men (mainly caused by porn) and the performance pressure it exerts on real-life men of colour.

I went on a date with this white chick who listens to Drake. Before we'd even hit first base I could see she had mad blackspectations written all over her face.

by Lizduck September 02, 2018